Barely-known Charities

Amish Tech Support has some extremely funny barely-known charities.
My favorites are:

Doctors Without Barnes and Nobles
* Teaming up with Doctors Without Borders, the DWBAN works hard to bring upscale discount bookseller franchises to Third World countries.

International Solidarity Bowel Movement
* Because as we all know, left-wing Westerners who volunteer themselves as human shields are just like the Palestinians: they're pretty much full of shit.

National Raffle Association
* You'll have to pry this raffle ticket out of my cold, head hands.

National Association For The Advancement Of Crazy People
* This offshoot of the traditional NAACP was founded when Michael Jackson stopped being white, started acting crazy, and spent all his money on llamas and child pornography. Now, more than ever, he needs the support of his fans, the younger the better.